Remember, it’s not the length that matters—it’s what you do with it that counts.
Unless, of course, what you do with it is draw a face with a mustache on it, slap a cowboy hat on top, and FaceTime her as “Willy the Kid” while she’s at work giving a presentation to her bosses and their potential new client—only for Willy to unexpectedly pop up as the Chairperson of the Zoom meeting.