Happy Mother’s Day to my mommy, @susanrweaver_ 🩷 you’re my biggest cheerleader, best friend, and role model. Thank you for your endless sacrifices made for our family!
Love you so much!!!

"DEAR UYAI 💍💍💍💍💍🤍🤍🤍🤍

One year ago, I asked you to be my wife, and that moment marked the beginning of the most wonderful chapter of my life.

In this year, I have been blessed to witness your beauty, both inside and out—your kindness, your strength, your laughter, and your love. Every day with you has been a gift, a shining sun that warms my heart and brightens my world.

You are my partner, my confidant, my best friend, and the love of my life. I am endlessly grateful for your presence, your love, and the joy you bring into my days.

Here's to a year of unforgettable memories, shared dreams, and a future filled with even more love. I look forward to walking this journey with you, hand in hand, forever.

Happy anniversary, Uyai 💍🤍🤍
I love you My Day 1 @ prudent_gabriel"

Gospel singer, Peterson Okoli pens a sweet message to his wife, Prudent Gabriel one year after he proposed to her

Dad and his friend are huge Metallica fans. So when he gets home and dinner isn’t ready, he plops down in his study to practice “Enter Sandman.” He’s an avid guitar player, but he struggles with the main riff’s galloping rhythm and the E minor to F power chord transition.

After a frustrating session, if he still can’t nail the fast palm-muted section before the solo, he heads to the kitchen and smashes… a few beers to relax and forget how sloppy his downpicking sounds.

If that doesn’t calm him down, he grabs a baseball bat and hits… some ground balls to my brother in the backyard. Mom’s not a fan—it ruins her tulips—so she nags him to stop.

If he’s still upset, he heads to the garage, grabs his 9-gauge, walks back into the kitchen, steadies his hand, and finishes off… rewiring the new LED lights he installed to match the custom kitchen he built for her.

Why he keeps copper wire in the gun cabinet has always boggled me. He says it’s for safety—since vagrants roam the neighborhood at night, breaking into garages. Sometimes, though, it’s just the neighbor, Mrs. Wilson, returning a borrowed drill.

Poor Mrs. Wilson never saw it coming. Who knew Dad could land a headshot from his recliner? I wouldn’t—especially since his fingers can’t even manage a clean E5 to F5 transition.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there—especially you, Mrs. Wilson. Your departure left a big void… especially since they still haven’t found you. But hey, my mom’s tulips are coming in beautifully. All thanks to you.

And don’t worry—Dad will learn “Enter Sandman” soon enough. It breaks his heart to hear your husband cry every night, at his attempt to master the muted triplet gallops and dual guitar harmonies of your favorite song.
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