Ur inner beauty will always shine through ✨

Dad and his friend are huge Metallica fans. So when he gets home and dinner isn’t ready, he plops down in his study to practice “Enter Sandman.” He’s an avid guitar player, but he struggles with the main riff’s galloping rhythm and the E minor to F power chord transition.

After a frustrating session, if he still can’t nail the fast palm-muted section before the solo, he heads to the kitchen and smashes… a few beers to relax and forget how sloppy his downpicking sounds.

If that doesn’t calm him down, he grabs a baseball bat and hits… some ground balls to my brother in the backyard. Mom’s not a fan—it ruins her tulips—so she nags him to stop.

If he’s still upset, he heads to the garage, grabs his 9-gauge, walks back into the kitchen, steadies his hand, and finishes off… rewiring the new LED lights he installed to match the custom kitchen he built for her.

Why he keeps copper wire in the gun cabinet has always boggled me. He says it’s for safety—since vagrants roam the neighborhood at night, breaking into garages. Sometimes, though, it’s just the neighbor, Mrs. Wilson, returning a borrowed drill.

Poor Mrs. Wilson never saw it coming. Who knew Dad could land a headshot from his recliner? I wouldn’t—especially since his fingers can’t even manage a clean E5 to F5 transition.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there—especially you, Mrs. Wilson. Your departure left a big void… especially since they still haven’t found you. But hey, my mom’s tulips are coming in beautifully. All thanks to you.

And don’t worry—Dad will learn “Enter Sandman” soon enough. It breaks his heart to hear your husband cry every night, at his attempt to master the muted triplet gallops and dual guitar harmonies of your favorite song.
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In the heart of the river, where shadows dance and secrets lurks….
A sand miner's life takes an unexpected turn when he finds a forgotten box 🧰
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Find out what turn his life takes on the big screen May 16 ‼️

OFFICIAL TRAILER 🚨🚨🚨

#RajiAndTheBeast hit cinemas nationwide May 16 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Produced/Directed by @darasen
Produced by @seunolaiyaofficial_
Associate producer @colin_ade
Line producer
@tobemacd.official
Distributed by @cinemaxng

1st AD @seunolaiyaofficial_
Production manager @obailukanofficial
Cinematographer @sanjoadegoke
Costumes designer @olufunmi_adekanye
Music by @asharp7th
Sound design/ Trailer @kennybee201
AD2 @orchemoniworld.
Production designer @Officialtk_eyes
Key grip itsoluwole
Grip assistant @sunday_ayo_adepoju
@adebola_olamiji
Art dept @ayo.leke
Art dept thepetitegirl_1-
Continuity manager
@jamiuegbewolebabatunde
Welfare @Iamonabolu_blunt
Gaffer @Omoteelight
Assistant gaffer @Officialking_theo
HOD Makeup, Hair & SfX - @Dennismakeup
Assist 1 @bbecaglams
Assist 2 @Unique_beautyglam
Actor’s Chaperone @oyinodusote
Sound mixer @Murphy_lekan5
Sound assistant @juli_Kehinde
Boom operator @finest_famous
Stunts Coordinator- @adamseffects
2nd AC @osas_classy
Bts videographer @zion_pro
Bts photographer @mshot__photography
Ass Bts @beautiful_adesewa0
DIT/soundtrack
@Iam_ashine
Colorist
@tunjilanrefilms
VFX
@sci_mo_studios

Cast
@adedimejilateef
@odunomoadekola
@uzor.arukwe
@omowunmi_dada
@akinlewis_official
@chief_femibranch
@yakubmohammed_
@tundeolayusuf
@kolaolaiya1
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@theolaiyatemitope
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@_fadeyiesther
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@kehinde_blaze
@treka_z
@rajilvnlp
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