As for me, anytime me I see Don Jazzy, na money me I dey see. The kind money wey dey this man hand en! Hmmmmmmmmmmm it is well. We will talk about this another day. Yet, he’s still humble. I love @donjazzy #NoDiddy

Shoutout to my Kogi State brother @adeyanjudeji

Dad and his friend are huge Metallica fans. So when he gets home and dinner isn’t ready, he plops down in his study to practice “Enter Sandman.” He’s an avid guitar player, but he struggles with the main riff’s galloping rhythm and the E minor to F power chord transition.

After a frustrating session, if he still can’t nail the fast palm-muted section before the solo, he heads to the kitchen and smashes… a few beers to relax and forget how sloppy his downpicking sounds.

If that doesn’t calm him down, he grabs a baseball bat and hits… some ground balls to my brother in the backyard. Mom’s not a fan—it ruins her tulips—so she nags him to stop.

If he’s still upset, he heads to the garage, grabs his 9-gauge, walks back into the kitchen, steadies his hand, and finishes off… rewiring the new LED lights he installed to match the custom kitchen he built for her.

Why he keeps copper wire in the gun cabinet has always boggled me. He says it’s for safety—since vagrants roam the neighborhood at night, breaking into garages. Sometimes, though, it’s just the neighbor, Mrs. Wilson, returning a borrowed drill.

Poor Mrs. Wilson never saw it coming. Who knew Dad could land a headshot from his recliner? I wouldn’t—especially since his fingers can’t even manage a clean E5 to F5 transition.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there—especially you, Mrs. Wilson. Your departure left a big void… especially since they still haven’t found you. But hey, my mom’s tulips are coming in beautifully. All thanks to you.

And don’t worry—Dad will learn “Enter Sandman” soon enough. It breaks his heart to hear your husband cry every night, at his attempt to master the muted triplet gallops and dual guitar harmonies of your favorite song.
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Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

@donjazzy needs to be arrested 🤦‍♂️. I know cus it’s Nigeria he might not be arrested cus he has money . Why will he embarrass this woman like this ? It’s totally unacceptable.

So this woman tagged Don Jazzy on a post that said they should randomly tag an artiste and ask them for 1M . She tagged Don Jazzy and he sent her 1 million cash . When the woman shared the screenshot and account balance , Don Jazzy discovered that she had just that 1 million in her account and Don Jazzy decided to add 5 million cash . Bro he embarrassed her with 6 million in few minutes . This is money she didn’t expect . Omo Jazzy too good , he needs to be arrested for being this good .

Moral lesson : May this kind of Luck and Grace this woman carries locates you . Amen 🙏

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