Jeanne Calment holds the record as the oldest verified person in history, living to the age of 122 years and 164 days. Born in 1875 and passing away in 1997 in France, her life spanned three centuries and witnessed remarkable historical change.

What makes Calment’s longevity even more fascinating is her lifestyle. She reportedly smoked in moderation, enjoyed daily glasses of port wine, and consumed rich foods like chocolate—sometimes as much as two pounds per week. She attributed her long life not to strict health routines but to staying active, having a good sense of humor, and maintaining a laid-back approach to life, making her story an intriguing exception to typical health advice.

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Apparently, this song has already been annedbay (that’s Pig Latin, btw!) on every other social media platform—except this one. Which is kinda weird, because, well, you know… Kanye isn’t exactly active on Instagram. So, in theory, it would’ve made more sense for it to disappear from here first.

Anyway, I suspect this song will either resurrect Kanye’s career from the ashes and earn him a coveted gold star—or serve as the final nail in the cross, so to speak. The match that ignites its inevitable incineration. The train that takes it on a one-way trip with no return. The secret staircase behind a bookshelf that leads to an attic where he’ll be forced to lock himself away and journal endlessly like a teenage girl in hiding—obsessing over a childhood crush on his cousin, Peter van Pels (or as he’ll call him, Peter Van Daan), overanalyzing every silence, every shy glance, every awkward conversation, every kiss—until he’s built an entire one-sided relationship in his head that leads absolutely nowhere.

And then, he dies.

And the journal is discovered by his dad, who publishes it—and somehow, it becomes required reading for seventh graders around the world.

Either way, it’s shaping up to be an interesting summer on social media. Maybe it’s time though to take a break and decompress—go on vacation somewhere like the Maldives, Koh Phi Phi, Borneo, or Buenos Aires.

If you read the caption, comment: ‘Peter’s a shy, awkward boy. He’s not even good-looking.’ –Kanye, probably, so people who didn’t read it won’t understand the comments.
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OMG y’all!!! We just hit 20k followers!!!
Thank you so much—I appreciate all of you. Yes, Kanye… even you… even though you like fish sticks in your mouth. You’re all loved, and I’m so grateful for the support you’ve shown me and my content.

I started this account because I used to just post memes on Reddit in my free time. But then they booted me for saying things people didn’t like, or asking questions people didn’t want to answer, like:

“Who’s a person whose work ignited passion in others and left a lasting impact on the world?”

“Who’s someone whose untimely death left a gap, but whose influence is still felt today?”

“Who’s someone who spoke with a unique accent, but still managed to have a huge impact on the world?”

I guess Reddit got tired of me going on and on about Alan Turing—who history misunderstood as just a “codebreaker,” probably because, like Kanye, he liked fish sticks in his mouth. He was wildly underrated. His work laid the foundation for modern computing and AI, but he died too young, just as he was exploring artificial intelligence and machine learning. And yet… no one ever guessed him. Nope. They always said [deleted]—who I’ve never heard of??? And seriously, who besides Elon Musk names their kid [deleted]???

Anyway. While I love posting memes and (hopefully) bringing laughter to your day, I equally—or maybe even more so—love writing the long, winding captions accompany them and that most of the time go nowhere, but this time might lead to your doorstep.

So if you’ve made it this far and follow this account:
Comment your answer to the questions above before the sun sets on Kanye West’s birthday (6/8) and you may be the lucky one to receive a small token of appreciation from me to you for your support. I promise it won’t be fish sticks.

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At least 44 people were killed in Gaza after Israeli forces opened fire near aid distribution areas in two separate incidents, according to witnesses and hospital officials. One took place on a road south of Wadi Gaza, where Awda hospital reported 25 deaths and 146 injuries, including 62 in critical condition. In Deir al-Balah, Al Aqsa Martyrs hospital received six bodies from the same incident.⁠
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Witnesses described fire from tanks and drones as people approached aid trucks. “It was a massacre,” said Ahmed Halawa. Another witness, Hossam Abu Shahada, said drones circled overhead before gunfire erupted, leaving bodies on the ground. In Rafah, a separate incident occurred as crowds gathered at the Shakoush area. Nasser hospital reported 19 deaths and 50 injuries. “We seek food and the occupation opens fire and kills many,” said Ayman Abu Joda.⁠
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The Israeli military has not commented. Philippe Lazzarini of the UN’s refugee agency called the aid system “an abomination that humiliates and degrades desperate people.” A spokesperson for the UN Human Rights Office said restricting access to food and essential services could amount to a war crime. Gaza’s health ministry reports more than 56,000 Palestinians killed during Israel’s 21-month campaign, with over half listed as women and children.⁠
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