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Here’s some information about the North American beaver:
North American beavers (Castor canadensis) are robust rodents typically ranging from 2.3 to 3.3 feet in body length and weighing between 24 to 71 pounds. They possess dense, waterproof fur, large webbed hind feet, and distinctive orange incisors. Found throughout North America, from northern Mexico to the arctic tundra of Canada and Alaska, beavers inhabit freshwater environments such as rivers, streams, ponds, lakes, and wetlands. Their diet consists mainly of the inner bark of trees like aspen, willow, birch, maple, and poplar, along with aquatic plants, roots, and tubers. Beavers are renowned for their dam-building behavior, creating ponds that provide stable aquatic habitats and regulate water levels around their lodges, which are dome-shaped structures with underwater entrances. As a keystone species, beavers play a critical role in maintaining wetlands, enhancing biodiversity, and improving water quality. Their dam-building activities create habitats for various plant and animal species, supporting complex food webs and ecosystem productivity. Despite historical declines due to heavy trapping for their fur, beaver populations have rebounded thanks to conservation efforts. While they can sometimes conflict with human activities by flooding infrastructure, various management strategies are employed to mitigate these issues, highlighting their crucial ecological contributions.
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