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I’ve never been to Portland, but this is exactly what I imagine goes down there on the regular—and not just in Portland, but in every Denny’s bathroom across the globe. But especially in Portland. Why? It’s just the vibe. I don’t know. Maybe I watched one episode of Portlandia while mildly concussed and this is what I walked away with. Portland has always felt like a city out in the Pacific Northwest doing its own thing, like a dystopian Sims neighborhood that Sid from Toy Story built just to make all the residents as depressed as possible.

Is it pretty there (outside the city center) I bet. Would I like to go visit? Sure. I love to travel. I’ve been to 50+ countries, but never to Portland. Why not? Because there’s homeless encampments, drug dens underneath the freeways, gray overcast skies, and severe depression where I live. Why fly halfway across the country to get what I get for free in my own backyard?

I bet there are lots of stray dogs in Portland though. And I love dogs! So that might spur me to visit. But then I’d have to leave them behind, so I would just be bringing back some depression…maybe hepatitis…or gonorrhea if I eat out. So I’ll probably stay put for a while.

My gosh, this caption is such a downer. Just thinking about Portland has tanked my mood. Time to hit up Denny’s and demolish a few Grand Slam Breakfasts for a much-needed dopamine rush. And if that doesn’t help, there’s always this tweaker named Steve hanging around in the bathroom who swears he was on Portlandia and has a solid hookup. But I don’t believe him—wait a minute… oh my god…he’s Steve Buscemi?!? Whoa! Did I get a reach-around from Steve Buscemi?!?! That’s crazy!!!!

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“One time, I met Steve Buscemi in a Denny’s bathroom.”
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In a surprising late-night development, millions of people in Tehran began evacuating their homes after a warning was posted on social media by U.S. President Donald Trump. The message, which quickly went viral, urged Iranian citizens to leave their homes "immediately." Though no official reason was initially provided, the urgency of the post sparked panic across the city.

The sudden evacuation appears to be linked to growing tensions between the U.S. and Iran, following a series of military actions and threats. While Iranian authorities have not yet issued a public response, the warning from Trump has caused widespread confusion and fear among residents, many of whom are unsure whether to expect a military strike or other emergency event.
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A spectacular Indian wedding procession recently brought New York City's Wall Street to a standstill. Approximately 400 guests, adorned in traditional Indian attire, danced exuberantly through the heart of Manhattan's financial district, creating a vibrant and unforgettable scene. The event was led by the bride and groom, who were at the center of the lively celebration. The procession featured energetic dancing to DJ beats, temporarily transforming the iconic financial hub into a festive dance floor .

The surreal juxtaposition of traditional Indian wedding customs against the backdrop of towering skyscrapers and the New York Stock Exchange captivated onlookers and social media users alike. Videos of the event quickly went viral, with many praising the cultural fusion and the joyous atmosphere. DJ AJ, who performed at the event, shared a clip on Instagram with the caption: "We shut down Wall Street for a 400-person baraat—who would've ever thought?! Definitely a once-in-a-lifetime kind of magic" .

While the celebration was met with widespread admiration, it also sparked some debate online. Some social media users questioned the logistics and potential disruptions caused by such a large procession in a busy urban area. Nevertheless, the event highlighted the rich cultural traditions of Indian weddings and their ability to bring people together in joyous celebration, even in the most unexpected of places .
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